10/3/09

How to Blog the Quran

1. Read the verse.

2. Stand on your head, squint, read backwards, anything to make sense of it.

3. Go to the experts, see what all the important Islamic scholars say, get lots of totally contradictory opinions, try to sort out which ones are full of crap.

4. Give up.

5. Write stupid shit, hit 'post'.

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