Meet God

God, they say, is the being who created the earth.  Fresh new earth is being created, right now, as you read this, outside in my yard, in the compost pile.  Let me introduce the awesome being who is doing this.



Boy, Cthulhu's got nothing on him for looks, eh?  This Springtail is only one of many such gods.  Don't believe those heretics who say there is only one, here are some others.  You owe your life to them, so show them some respect.